no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm
OH MY FUCKING GOD
that’s the spirit
when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table
"you have an essay due monday"
"you need to go outside and be a valued member of society"
"get off the computer, it’s 2 in the morning"
"they’re just fictional characters"
some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe